Friday, September 08, 2006

Hezbollization

The People's Glossary defines Hezbollization:


(noun) A process whereby evil murderous thugs are turned into everyday heroes by an overzealous mainstream media.


Hezbollize
(verb) Assign great social importance to gangsters, treat them as celebrities (Hez-boll-ized, Hez-boll-iz-ing, Hez-boll-iz-es)

Example 1: "Cross burnings bring warmth and comfort to homes without central heating, as caring KKK activists distribute clean white clothing among impoverished kids."

Example 2: "Crips, Bloods, MS 13 organize daily after school programs, engage minotiry children in pharmacological economics and ballistics training."



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