Here's Your Chance

Calling all of you assimilated conformist Republican sheeple. David Harsanyi invites you to dissent! Spread your wings. Question authority. Challenge the status quo:

So next time you're with some progressive friends, dissent. Tell 'em you're not sold on this global warming stuff.

Back away slowly. You'll probably be called a fascist.

Right. Because dissent is only dissent when you don't deviate from the politically correct list of things of which to dissent. Even dissenting the list of acceptable things to dissent is not dissent. It's fascism.

I wonder if the global warming disciples even realize that it is they who are the assimilated conformists.