Friday, July 08, 2005

Hurricane Rove - er, Dennis

Karl Rove is at it again.

After delivering a devastating blow with the VRWC's ultra-secret Big Earthquake and Severe Tsunami (BEAST) Gun, the überlib pressure has re-built its power base and is back on the attack.

Naturally, we 'want' to torture the illegal combatants and terrorists hangin' out at Club Gitmo - so why not kill two birds with one stone?! And I don't mean we should throw a little salt in the sugar bowl, either... no sir! Too easy.

Hurricane Dennis, baby!

That's right. Karl Rove's latest... and he even snuck-in a few 10 pound bombs in London to boot... and to keep Die Überlinks off-track, but let's get back to Gitmo.

Rove obviously delivered a direct order to Private Snuffy, directing him to tell our friendly Jihadists that Allah was really-really pissed off and that he was going to throw-down with them if they didn't start cooperating with their captors.

Let's see how this works...



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