Representing Mainstream America

The Team America spook network has intel that The Blue Voice will commence it's mission to fool right wing sheep into believing they represent middle America on June 13. A blogroll has also been discovered that includes even more coastal representation than Karl Rove surmised. With that discovery, documents have also been discovered that show the disinformation campaign has already begun. Far from the more accurate desciption of name-callers and hate mongers, the authors are self described as a really nice and thoughtful bunch.

Marcia Ellen, the self described lesbian slut of the group, is described as "witty" and "poignant." But vast right wing conspiracy agents have discovered that this is a cover for a person who hates Christians with a venom.

"For all of you right wing wackos that think being gay is a choice, I have some conclusive news for you. You're wrong. But then, we knew that all along, didn't we? And since it's not a choice, it's not a sin."

"I'm not just speaking of the average Fox News and church fed citizens out there who hate with such passion and intensity that they would not only seek to dismantle the judicial system of the United States in order to put in place one that would only rule in their favor, but will actually kill or pay someone to kill the judges making those decisions."

Bruce, a San Fransisco liberal, is decribed this way: "If there is a smarter, more well-read person in J-land, I would be shocked." But that is cover for a personality that intertains paranoid fantasies.

"Bush's team learned from Watergate. They learned that they wanted to do even more of the kind of secret-government, royalist approach that Nixon tried. And to get away with it this time."

"No, the fundis have been here for the last century at least. And they'll likely be around for a long, long time. I'll be satisfied if we can stop them from refashioning our federal and state governments along the American Taliban model."

Neil, from Jersey, is described as "one of the best commentators in J-land." He no longer has archives for the Rovian minions to explore, but has left his nuggets of truth all over the place.

"I used to agree with Tom's sentiments regarding damaging other people's faith, and I have always been reluctant to insult the religious beliefs of others -- at least until recently. Now that believers are pushing their way into my bedroom, and taking over the Republican party, the White House, Congress and the Judiciary, and trying to write their silly-ass scriptures into law -- well, I have had to change my tune."

"Caleb is so right, that he might just be too far right. All the kid needs is a brown shirt and jack boots."

"Self-appointed guardians of public safety are often indistinguishable from the jerks who like to start fights in bars and at basketball games. We all know the type, and we all know better than to encourage these yahoos with their baseball bats and tire irons at the ready."

"These people seek to change the rules, impeach the jurists, establish fundamentalist Christianity as our state religion, imprison reporters, torture prisoners, eliminate social security, change the Constitution to enforce their ideas of personal sexual morality, increase the police powers and suppress individual liberties, and engage in spurious and aggressive foreign wars."

Mara, from LA, is described as a "pitbull," and she is, especially when it comes to insuring the socialist component of Social Security. She also has "nice" things to say...and is paranoid.

"Everytime I see those ridiculous Hummers in L.A. freeways, I can't help but think, "you might as well drive a TANK, you ridiculous twit"! There's no excuse for the wanton excess. NONE."
"These vultures have no shame."

"what should worry us is the Orwellian intent of this Administration to disseminate disinformation and use the media as its propaganda machine."

She also loves Howard Dean and Paul Krugman.

"Republicans continue to prove Howard Dean right."

"i just heard Paul Krugman on Terri Gross today, Fresh Air. He was talking about, of course, this whole SS thing. he's so sane and clear. why doesn't the administration consult HIM?"

Marigold is an environmental activist, also from the east coast. Seems nice, but not above the paranoia that runs rampant at The Blue Voice.

"Today that Refuge is under continuing attack by the current Republican administration, in its lunatic endeavor to extract the small amount of oil present there."

Duane is from the south, but seems to have picked up the coasties penchant for vilification.

"Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a Fox News commentator. But I repeat myself."

"the right-wing wingnuts are going around calling the Pope a real standup guy and claiming him as one of their own, like he and Bush were always in total agreement."

"I just call them Republicans or Repubs for short. If I'm talking about the real loonies - like some of the folks that came out for Terri Schiavo - they're the "right-wing wingnuts." For the true slimeballs - like Tom "the Bug Man" DeLay, Rick Santorum, etc. - I like the Tolkien term "Orcs."

"The humorless, homophobic miscreants of the Christian Right are at it again."

Dave, another west-coast liberal and self-described " freindly neighborhood buddhist" is also very nice...and really, really likes Ward Churchill.

"I will stand with the people of Baldwin Park to let these racists know that their hatred will not be tolerated and we will not allow them to intimidate anybody."

"Everywhere you go, we will be there and we will outnumber you just as we did in Baldwin Park and Garden Grove. And we will let the world know that you are nothing but a bunch of racist miscreants."

"I think we all assume these nuts will just go away some day. We can only hope."

"There is nothing anti-American about Churchill."

"Churchill's essay may anger many Americans; it may make many Americans uncomfortable; but it's not hate speech. This is a well thought out essay that actually makes an effort to look into the causes of the attacks on 9/11."

"As Noam Chomsky has said, "The best start in the war on terrorism would be to quit engaging in terrorism."

"Slaves of old were stuck with their master unless sold. Our slave masters do not own us; they merely rent us out. Thus we have the freedom to work for other masters"

Tankgurl, a D.C. lesbian, seems like one of the nicer of the bunch, but is also not above name-calling.

"I do have a problem with a bunch of freaks telling me that my lifestyle is offensive."

The enemy is clearly identified here. Not one but three west-coast liberals, two east-coast liberals including a not-so-angry lebian, one very angry lesbian from Arizona, an east-coast environmental acitivist, and one liberal from the homeland of Al Gore will be attempting to pass themselves off as the voice of middle America.

They sound so reasonable and mainstream that they could just pull it off. We may just have our hands full with this group...they are so well able to disguise their far left viewpoints. We will have their work cut out for us if we are to expose them.